The Software Hall of Shame
Windows
Microsoft Access
Are you sure you want to delete Windows?
It's a miracle! I'm connected to the internet, without a connection to the internet!
Isn't the swap file supposed to prevent this?
System Tray problems
Search results erased when the Stop button was selected
Do you want to send some shit to the recycle bin?
Where did this come from?
VB6 Pro install - There is a check mark above the Continue button
WIN2K 'Save As' problem
Something strange is happening
Copying a file causes info to be lost
Caused by right-clicking on 'My Computer'
Windows 'Task Manager' gives you 101%
Windows Search - only 7 files were found??
Good bye bloatware, this software needs only
negative
disk space for installation
Non-Allocatable Space was allocated space on disk as a file
Defrag says it's done, but it is not
Cannot remove personal information
Caused by dragging to make a shortcut
'Security' had not been changed, this message appeared by itself
A file on the local computer is thought to be outside the intranet
DELETE * left all the rows blank
Tell me something I don't know
Games
Internet
Santo Strike - the game ends after only one elf
Grand Prix 3 - Everyone in the pit is standing backwards
Grand Prix 3 - Smoking tire
Mid-Town Madness - I won the race, but I am shown to be second place.
Tetris - Embedded in the EXE is: Dave loves Kate more than Chocolate!! Omar sez: Kappa Sigs Rock!!!
Tetris - Embedded in the EXE is: Damn Bitchin Tetris Game for Win3
The average daily volume should not have a decimal
The file on this server is not on this server
More problems with decimals
Google misspelled 'Optimization'
No, actually I really did want 'to int32'
Internet Explorer decided to download itself!
Oops!
This phisher signed his email:
Sincerely, Richard PayPal
More problems with decimals
Wait 5 minutes and the weather will change
ALOT!
Miscellaneous
Visual Studio / SQL Server
Anakrino9 - In the EXE, at the bottom is a message: 'Microsoft hates me'
NAV - this warning continued to happen until I killed IExplore
NAV - 0 items need your urgent attention
SRM - During this 48 minutes of a bike ride,
Negative
one percent of watts were done between 350 and 800 watts
THE RED X
SQL Server in not actually running
SQL Server - 'Event Viewer' is misspelled as 'Event Viwer'
Visual Studio - Installing software downloaded from Microsoft.com causes the Recycle Bin to be selected!
Visual Studio - The message is actually correct: It means that code that does not exist is causing an error
Visual Studio - cannot align properly